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Posted on 19th Aug at 11:23 AM, with 277 notes
allaboutmary:

O Mary, conceived without sin, pray for us who have recourse to thee.
A French holy card of Our Lady of the Miraculous Medal.

allaboutmary:

O Mary, conceived without sin, pray for us who have recourse to thee.

A French holy card of Our Lady of the Miraculous Medal.

Posted on 18th Aug at 3:49 PM, with 97,289 notes
Me: Where are the owls? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
Hooters Waitress: Please sir, you're causing a fuss and disturbing the other customers-
Me: *banging my hands rhythmically on the table* WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
Posted on 18th Aug at 2:55 PM, with 243,326 notes
diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

Posted on 17th Aug at 12:39 PM, with 30,441 notes

queerchesters:

oh, so when tumblr feminists embroider swear words and occult symbols onto things, it’s “subversive” and “edgy,” but when I do it, I’m a “terrible surgeon” whose being “sued for malpractice.”

Posted on 17th Aug at 12:37 PM, with 495,581 notes

knightscrest:

officialnasa:

knightscrest:

knightscrest:

how do astronauts say they’re sorry?

they apollo-gize!!

We dont apologize.

we are perfect.

nasa i know of at least 2 exploded spaceships that beg to differ

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